Imaginary Short Chat

Me - "Why pick me? And why should I pick u?"
Chub - "U're different. I'm single and wasn't looking, until now."

"Ok, err... I'll take that as a compliment. How different is different? Who am I being benchmarked against?"
"We could talk with each other, I mean really talk. I don't have to explain what I said twice or something. I can't compare, each experience is different."

"Heheh, the same brainwave? I guess so. What are you looking for actually?"
"In early days, I go for looks. Reality kicks in when the chemistry's not there. Now I look for companion. Sex is not a priority anymore."

"Heheh, sex is probably an overrated subject. But it all depends, rite? For someone who don't get enuff, they'll want it. For those who could get it anytime they want, then they probably look for other stuffs. May I assume that that's your case?"
"...probably"

"...I guess it's just human nature yang tak pernah puas dan sentiasa nakkan leb ih."
"So what about u? What do u look for?"

"Hmmm, a friend, a mate, a partner, a consort, someone who'd run alongside with me, not in front, not at the back. I'mnot really looking, but that doesn't mean I'm not looking. Being too independent has its drawbacks. Now I have to find and, at extreme cases, create reasons why would I want to be involved with another person. Hehehe..."
"Have you found any?"

"Probably. But I dunno whether that's for real or just my own creation. Subconsiously, I would want to. There are things that used to bug me don't bug me nomore, and there are things that I used to push aside that I've started thinking about. Heheh, evolution process at work, I hope."
"...I've learnt a lot from past experience. I'd say I've done 'em all."

"...eeeerrr... ok, heheheheheh... so apa yang tinggal? And why would someone who has and tried everything would want to go thru it again?"
"Don't look at it that way. I look at it as a totally new experience."

"Well, I'm not slim, not a chub, not a cub, not stocky, not burly, not muscular. And I know u like slims. Heheh, perhaps I dun wanna define myself in a too-simple context. Ala2 everyone ni macam katak bawah tempurung, cuma saiz tempurung je berbeza dan aku akan diadili mengikut benchmark personal experience diaorg sendiri. That 'holier-than-thou' attitude yg buat aku rimas. So, why would u compromise your preference, and go for something not really suited to ur liking?"
"...becoz priority dah berubah. Aku dah cakap aku dah tak tgk rupa lagi, at least tu bukan priority. Aku kena fikir LTR, kalu ONS tu lain le. Hahahaha"

"Ahahahahahahahah... yea betull... Nak ngadap muka tiap2 hari tapi borak bosan je buat apa kan? Baik takyah jumpa lama2 utk lepak2 dll. Jumpa utk projek aja. Very specific reason and focused gitu. Hahahahahah... Ntahle... lain org lain selera... seronok lepak2 perati org ni... Hehehehhe"
"So...?"