The MyChub Encounters

Heloo.. I meant to write everyday. But due to time contraints and other obligations.. I promise I will find some time to write this. Somehow I feel this is soo therapeutic. I've been under a lot of stress lately. Renovating the house.. arranging furniture and stuff. The weekends are a total chore. Call me workaholic... but I do look forward to weekdays rather than weekends. Anyway, back to the topic at hand... How would you react when someone returns a glance at you. It's been so long since I've got responses from my glances that i totally freaked out. This cute chub I saw at this restaurant. He must be 20 , 100kg, 44 waist, Tan Malay look, adoring lips, big butt and firm ripe nipple to go nicely wrapped in the tight executive looking shirt. I was having lunch. He was sitting and waiting for his order. I glance at him ( its now second nature to do that). And WHALLA!! he give the same glance to me and smiled. Unexpectedly, I panicked and looked away. Should I too be smilling at this moment ??? Remorse evidently follows.... the bowl of "Yong Tau Foo" did quite taste the same.. I tried to look at him for the whole eating session.. but he didn't gave me second glance. I always envy the yucky pickup lines in the popular gay series in the US "Queer As Folk".... "Hey! How issit goin". And the next minute they are in bed having raunchy sex. What is the correct pickup line in Malaysia ? From the mind "Apa khabar... ?" to the feisty "Saya taste kat awak".. down right to the dirty "Bang!.. isap konek". The weather is quite a good pickup line... but it's too cliche. ASL & Stats is too much of an IRC thing... Anyway, as I was going out of the restaurant and pass by him.. I used an old pickup line my friend taught me... "Macam kenal yea.. tapi kat mana kita jumpa ?"... YES it hits the spot!!! !!! And the rest is history in the making....