Hi there, it is me after a long absense! Well it has been a rough road. I have met sme chubs! Not many though! Just when you thought you met a good person, he shows his true colours! If you all remember I did write about meeting a married guy in Kuching. He asked me to remove the entry so that is what I did!
My story revolves around something called an organizer! Sebenarnya, saya tidak tahu menggunakannya! But this guy has been so insistent that I get him one! Anyway, to me it is simple! Orang dah beli awak bayar. I get SMS how do I pay you? cash or kind?? Well it makes me wonder if he is a professional like he claims he is!! Tring to get away without paying! I would probably have ended up buying something worth S$600 to be cheated of it!!
So far I have not met any genuine long term chub friends! Many are out to get a quick something out of a friendship! Well I have been bitten once too many so tak bertindak dengan permintaan this guy! Well so far it seems to be a one way communication! Saya yang selalu all dia...tak pernah satu kali dia call! A professional...I wonder??? Sms ada........I should have guessed from this!
Well not saying all malaysians are bad! Maybe I have yet to meet the correct one! But maybe somewhere out there he exists!!!!
Saturday, August 28, 2004
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
dead lucky day
wohooo
busy busy busy dead week
few more weeks and my terms over and off to term break
had a really really great encounter afew days ago
just as i steped out of my college and out to have some food at the regular mamak i go too... as usual... 1 roti kosong 1 roti plaster and one nasi goreng ayam and coke ... nothing unusual there ...
my pet sisters called me to ask me to go for a drink at kafe flem at pyramid with them i was like why not ... so them came we went sat down drinking and opposite us there was a table of 3 big guys they arent standing up so i dont know how tall they look... but they look bout 250-280lbs-ish ...wasnt sure of their ethnic there... they dont look local yet their skin colour look kinda like a malay guy .. i was like woh.. cute stuff there... didnt know i was staring that hard ... then my pet sister was teasing "i know wat ur staring..." oh yeah btw both them know that i like big men.. they kept pushin and urging for me to make a pass at the table of men. so shy me just went for the kill ... konon ... well as i approached they were like kinda curious y i was there... stupid me ask the 1st question"erm.. me and the girls there sorta wondered that ... are u guys local?" duh then i felt stupid asking that ... then they sorta giggled abit and say" no were from honolulu, hawaii" ...woo hoo i was like holy crap!! islanders!!
so i was asking a whole lot of dumb fonded question that night ... trust me ... acting dumb works to get a conversation going ...after bout 30mins the girls came and join us too and marrily we were chatting on and on bout 2am gheese... and my fruit of labor is ...2 of them are brothers...the other is the cousin... all them sounded like tribal names ... so i called them something else i can remember clearly ...one is named chris 28.. the other nick 26 and the last one is called mack 30...and no ... their not gay ... so no luck there boys :P .Their here on a trip with the family and stuff and their living in 2 days time, and the think our traffic sistem suck big time LMAO ... that is soooo soooo soooo true... hehehe....well as our day ends and the ppl in the bar gets lesser by the time we just decided to end our session.The girls got hugs and stuff... i in other hand got a bear hug from all three..."blush" the closeness... got their e-mails and stuff and their cell numbers.. but not that i can call them i mean ... its expensive!!
went home with a satisfied look... drove home with a happy hum in me ... all the way home... there u have it my dead lucky day
busy busy busy dead week
few more weeks and my terms over and off to term break
had a really really great encounter afew days ago
just as i steped out of my college and out to have some food at the regular mamak i go too... as usual... 1 roti kosong 1 roti plaster and one nasi goreng ayam and coke ... nothing unusual there ...
my pet sisters called me to ask me to go for a drink at kafe flem at pyramid with them i was like why not ... so them came we went sat down drinking and opposite us there was a table of 3 big guys they arent standing up so i dont know how tall they look... but they look bout 250-280lbs-ish ...wasnt sure of their ethnic there... they dont look local yet their skin colour look kinda like a malay guy .. i was like woh.. cute stuff there... didnt know i was staring that hard ... then my pet sister was teasing "i know wat ur staring..." oh yeah btw both them know that i like big men.. they kept pushin and urging for me to make a pass at the table of men. so shy me just went for the kill ... konon ... well as i approached they were like kinda curious y i was there... stupid me ask the 1st question"erm.. me and the girls there sorta wondered that ... are u guys local?" duh then i felt stupid asking that ... then they sorta giggled abit and say" no were from honolulu, hawaii" ...woo hoo i was like holy crap!! islanders!!
so i was asking a whole lot of dumb fonded question that night ... trust me ... acting dumb works to get a conversation going ...after bout 30mins the girls came and join us too and marrily we were chatting on and on bout 2am gheese... and my fruit of labor is ...2 of them are brothers...the other is the cousin... all them sounded like tribal names ... so i called them something else i can remember clearly ...one is named chris 28.. the other nick 26 and the last one is called mack 30...and no ... their not gay ... so no luck there boys :P .Their here on a trip with the family and stuff and their living in 2 days time, and the think our traffic sistem suck big time LMAO ... that is soooo soooo soooo true... hehehe....well as our day ends and the ppl in the bar gets lesser by the time we just decided to end our session.The girls got hugs and stuff... i in other hand got a bear hug from all three..."blush" the closeness... got their e-mails and stuff and their cell numbers.. but not that i can call them i mean ... its expensive!!
went home with a satisfied look... drove home with a happy hum in me ... all the way home... there u have it my dead lucky day
Monday, August 09, 2004
Makan Angin...
Beberapa minggu lepas aku pegi KL. Bukan apa, saja nak gi shopping sket. So nak citer la. Masa nak balik atas highway tu, aku singgah la kejap kat Seremban R&R tempat favorite aku. Bukan apa, mungkin bagiku, kat sinilah konsentrasi chub cute yang paling banyak pernah ku jumpa. Selang 2 - 3 minit je.. pasti ada chub yg datang buat bahan pencuci mata. Makan kat sini pun sedap juga.
Maka tersebutlah alkisah weekend lepas, ketika aku tengah menjamu selera dengan nasik masak lomak cili padi. Adalah satu family dok sebelah meja aku nie. Bila aku toleh je... aiseh.. daddy chub salt and pepper tue beb. 40an 110kg 168cm waist 40. Terngaga mulut ku kejap. Mau tak nya.. perutnya bulat besar dan cute. Muka comel macam daddy-daddy mat salleh kat biggercity cuma dia ni melayu. Yang membuat aku terngaga bukan apa.. pakaiannya sungguh seksi. Baju T Jotun ketat body hugging.. seluar pendek paras lutut dan kasut boot. Pergh.. macho yet adorable. Sayang sekali, pouch bag kat pinggang menutup kawasan vitalnya.. cuma aku boleh bayangkan apa yang ada kat sana.
So lepas makan, aku jeling2 je la kat meja sebelah. Tak la obvious sangat.. kena cover line la sket.. takut wifenya perasan plak aku nak ngorat husband die.. ekkeeke. Memang tuah aku ari tu kot. Lepas makan dia gi toilet. Aku pon apa lagi.. ikut ler dari belakang. Sampai kat cubicle kencing, aku masuk sebelah dia. Masa kencing tu... kasi la sejeling dua. Fuiyoo mantap. Walaupun tak keras, dah lebar dan besar. Ambik masa gak org tua nie kencing.. dia biar je aku pandang. Aku pon dah macam kuching lapar.. dah org kasi tengok.. tengok je la.
Dah puas menjamu mata, dia pon ke singki. Aku ikut. Then kat cermin tu.. kami saling pandang memandang. Dia senyum aku pun senyum. Perhh.. meleleh jap. Tapi nak buat camana.. dah public toilet.. takkan nak on kat situ kot. Lagi pon wife dia sure dok tunggu kat luar. Tetiba ramai plak org masuk.. rombongan bas kot.. so dia jadi segan.. sama la ngan aku. Terus kami keluar.
So dari Seremban tu, aku usha kereta daddy tu. Ooo.. Singaporean rupanya. Mazda Estima. Patut la dressing ngancam. Aku keluar dari R&R dan terus masuk highway. Dah malas nak pikir dah.. maybe bukan rezeki kot.. kekeke. Tetiba je ada org highbeam dari belakang. Aku tengok side mirror, macam kereta daddy tadi. Aku biarkan la dia lepas.
Tapi sebaliknya, dia cucuk dari belakang kereta aku. Rapat sangat dia bawak. Aku pon apa lagi.. pecut le.. Daddy tu kejar aku.. giler.. Bole tahan jugak org tua ni race. Ada la dalam 140 - 160 aku bawak atas highway. Kami saling pintas memintas. Sesampai kat Hentian Restoran Jejantas Ayer Keroh aku masuk, daddy tu ikut aku. Penat seh.. race memalam ni. Aku keluar dari kereta, aku nampak daddy tu keluar sekali. Wife dia tengah tido (maybe mabok jalan kot). Anyway, dia angkat tangan.. aku pun balas la angkat tangan dengan sengeh-sengeh kerang busuk ku.
Aku masuk A&W dan order satu pitcher nak bawak balik umah, daddy tu pun masuk dan dok belakang aku. Berdebar-debar siot. Aku pusing dan memberikan senyuman paling memikat. Daddy tu senyum balik. Sementara menunggu order sampai, daddy tu tegur aku.
"Bole tahan jugak awak bawak tadi." suaranya yang dalam cukup membuatku tergamam.
"Uncle.. bawak lagi expert." entah napa aku tetiba aku jadi mesra plak.
Dia gelak kecik... maybe bangga kot dengan gelaran uncle
"Kalau ada masa contact la uncle... maybe kita boleh race lagi"
Daddy mengeluarkan sekeping kad dari walletnya dan memberikan padaku.
Dan dan tu jugak order sampai.. so daddy tu ambik dia punya dan blah. Tapi sebelom tu, dia sempat lagi angkat tangan sekali lagi dari pintu A&W dan aku kat kaunter memberikan lambaikan ratu. Nasib baik ler tak der org kat situ.
Sesampai kat parking, kereta daddy tu dah tak de. So baru aku teringat kad yang dia kasi tadi. Bila baca kad dia, aku sekali lagi terkejut beruks... hik hik hik..
Tengku XXXXXX
Big Boys Bikers Club !!!
012-xxx xxxx
Maka tersebutlah alkisah weekend lepas, ketika aku tengah menjamu selera dengan nasik masak lomak cili padi. Adalah satu family dok sebelah meja aku nie. Bila aku toleh je... aiseh.. daddy chub salt and pepper tue beb. 40an 110kg 168cm waist 40. Terngaga mulut ku kejap. Mau tak nya.. perutnya bulat besar dan cute. Muka comel macam daddy-daddy mat salleh kat biggercity cuma dia ni melayu. Yang membuat aku terngaga bukan apa.. pakaiannya sungguh seksi. Baju T Jotun ketat body hugging.. seluar pendek paras lutut dan kasut boot. Pergh.. macho yet adorable. Sayang sekali, pouch bag kat pinggang menutup kawasan vitalnya.. cuma aku boleh bayangkan apa yang ada kat sana.
So lepas makan, aku jeling2 je la kat meja sebelah. Tak la obvious sangat.. kena cover line la sket.. takut wifenya perasan plak aku nak ngorat husband die.. ekkeeke. Memang tuah aku ari tu kot. Lepas makan dia gi toilet. Aku pon apa lagi.. ikut ler dari belakang. Sampai kat cubicle kencing, aku masuk sebelah dia. Masa kencing tu... kasi la sejeling dua. Fuiyoo mantap. Walaupun tak keras, dah lebar dan besar. Ambik masa gak org tua nie kencing.. dia biar je aku pandang. Aku pon dah macam kuching lapar.. dah org kasi tengok.. tengok je la.
Dah puas menjamu mata, dia pon ke singki. Aku ikut. Then kat cermin tu.. kami saling pandang memandang. Dia senyum aku pun senyum. Perhh.. meleleh jap. Tapi nak buat camana.. dah public toilet.. takkan nak on kat situ kot. Lagi pon wife dia sure dok tunggu kat luar. Tetiba ramai plak org masuk.. rombongan bas kot.. so dia jadi segan.. sama la ngan aku. Terus kami keluar.
So dari Seremban tu, aku usha kereta daddy tu. Ooo.. Singaporean rupanya. Mazda Estima. Patut la dressing ngancam. Aku keluar dari R&R dan terus masuk highway. Dah malas nak pikir dah.. maybe bukan rezeki kot.. kekeke. Tetiba je ada org highbeam dari belakang. Aku tengok side mirror, macam kereta daddy tadi. Aku biarkan la dia lepas.
Tapi sebaliknya, dia cucuk dari belakang kereta aku. Rapat sangat dia bawak. Aku pon apa lagi.. pecut le.. Daddy tu kejar aku.. giler.. Bole tahan jugak org tua ni race. Ada la dalam 140 - 160 aku bawak atas highway. Kami saling pintas memintas. Sesampai kat Hentian Restoran Jejantas Ayer Keroh aku masuk, daddy tu ikut aku. Penat seh.. race memalam ni. Aku keluar dari kereta, aku nampak daddy tu keluar sekali. Wife dia tengah tido (maybe mabok jalan kot). Anyway, dia angkat tangan.. aku pun balas la angkat tangan dengan sengeh-sengeh kerang busuk ku.
Aku masuk A&W dan order satu pitcher nak bawak balik umah, daddy tu pun masuk dan dok belakang aku. Berdebar-debar siot. Aku pusing dan memberikan senyuman paling memikat. Daddy tu senyum balik. Sementara menunggu order sampai, daddy tu tegur aku.
"Bole tahan jugak awak bawak tadi." suaranya yang dalam cukup membuatku tergamam.
"Uncle.. bawak lagi expert." entah napa aku tetiba aku jadi mesra plak.
Dia gelak kecik... maybe bangga kot dengan gelaran uncle
"Kalau ada masa contact la uncle... maybe kita boleh race lagi"
Daddy mengeluarkan sekeping kad dari walletnya dan memberikan padaku.
Dan dan tu jugak order sampai.. so daddy tu ambik dia punya dan blah. Tapi sebelom tu, dia sempat lagi angkat tangan sekali lagi dari pintu A&W dan aku kat kaunter memberikan lambaikan ratu. Nasib baik ler tak der org kat situ.
Sesampai kat parking, kereta daddy tu dah tak de. So baru aku teringat kad yang dia kasi tadi. Bila baca kad dia, aku sekali lagi terkejut beruks... hik hik hik..
Tengku XXXXXX
Big Boys Bikers Club !!!
012-xxx xxxx
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