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Friday, June 25, 2004

im in such a bad luck

lately
in the mychub chats i think most of u has seen it
its abit stupid but theres a guy who pops in the chat and floods the chat with nasty words bout me and curses and crap... i dont know who the guy is nor what i did to him
and even worst lately
rumours or words saying that my bf has HIV and i have it too
now that really pains me ... i wanna know what did i do to these ppl that i deserve such torture? i mean specially spreading the rumour part ... i dont think thats really nice of u
if anyone has any problems or ideas with me jsut tell me im free to talk bout it if u hate me then tell me what i did maybe i can apologise or something cause i dont know what i talk bout sometiems that might hurt someones feelings... sure im an openminded guy and i talk lots of crap but plz dont mind me im all here for the fun of it

and bout the HIV rumour thing ... nah i dont have aids if anyone wants to verify it u can just go do a blood check with me at the clinc or hospital but u must pay the expenses ... its really scary to have ppl think u have aids ... specially my bf who has nothing to do with this and he gets the blame ... and ppl say my bf is from kedah when actually my bf is from kepong ..... ARGH The stupidity is so much to bare... so plz everyone who is reading this ... spare me the trouble cause i am having alot of family problems to deal with already

hugs
peeky

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

...bosan lagi...

Wed 23rd June 2004

Lunch break. Had late dinner/supper with Hard, Fairyhad, Sharil at Kirana last nite from 11pm to 3am. The first 2 hours were dedicated to comments on Akademi Fantasia especially on Kaer, Zahid, Kaer, Mas, Kaer, Kaer and Kaer. Fairyhad was pissed coz he received messages from unknown people who gave nasty comments regarding some displayed pic. Ironic, coz he's now the 'hunted material' instead of the usual 'hunter', and like I said to him, he didn't handle this calmly. There is a GOD....

We talked about a lot of deep shit stuffs which I haven't done for quite a long time, coz my usual bosom buddies are now spread all over. A trip was suggested, preferably JB or Colmar. I dunno... I dont really connect with JB, though there lives a fine looking furry gentle bear. And I dont happen to have lots of fat to protect myself from the cold breeze on the mountain top at Bukit Tinggi, which means that I should get myself snuggled in between some furry cuddly chubs. Bwahahahahaha (evil laugh!)!!!

Went to Bleu last Friday with Berudu, met Hard, Fairyhad, Cipan and Ajeep there. Met also Tyco, Abg Ram, and a couple from Brunei. Cutesy... Bleu is still Bleu, with songs to die for, literally. Hanged out till 4am before heading to Kg Baru for an early breakfast. Reached Bangi at about 6 to send off Berudu, too tired to drive back and stayed to listen to old songs.

Saturday, slept bout half an hour at Berudu's place before heading back home for a meeting at 9am. Been selected to be the Tim Pengerusi, possibly the easiest post existed. Went to sleep finally at 1pm till 6pm, before heading off to Bangi for late lunch. Watched Akademi Fantasia and impressed with Bob, Kaer (have been trying to find the songs on the Net but couldn't find them. Anyone?). Met Hard, Fairyhad, Ajeep, Cipan, Sharil, JD, Joe Hanj, MukriezChub, Shish at Restoran Color Bistro. Stayed there from 11pm till 3.30am. Went home.

Sunday, did nothing at home except sleep till 7pm. Went to have dinner with Teddy at Nasi Ayam Bukit Bintang. Not too many people around, perhaps it's becoz it's in the middle of the month. Went to Starbux to chat for short while and went home at 11.

Monday, went for an interview at 10. Felt I totally fucked up.
Oh well...

Chub sightings: ****

Thursday, June 10, 2004

...How to lose your weight in a fun way

I got this from the internet. I've no idea whether this is true or not. Perhaps someone who has already started this program would like to enlighten me? Heheheheh. However, I'm guessing that this article is something out of 'Weekly World News' or 'Mingguan Misteri'...

Playlist these few weeks:
Goapele - Closer, Back To You
Marcell - Semusim, Pertama Kali
Siti Nurhaliza nyanyi lagu Dewa (live) - Cintakan Membawamu Kembali, Takkan Ada Cinta Yang Lain
George Michael - Amazing (Full Intention Club Mix)
Shanty - Takkan Habis, Persembahan Dari Hati
Simply Red - You Make Me Feel Brand New
Usher - Burn, You Got It Bad (feels like listening to it after watching Sweetest Thing on Astro)

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Wanking your way to weight loss

By Masuo Kamiyama
Contributing Writer
June 7, 2004

My gosh, nearly six months have gone by since the year-end party season, but you haven't done anything to trim off those excess pounds. As a result, your belt is running out of notches and your bottom is starting to sag over the edge of chairs at the restaurants where you stuff your face.
It's time, Dr. Hideo Yamanaka tells Weekly Playboy (June 15), for guys to start doing something about it. Yamanaka, director of the Toranomon-Hibiya Clinic, offers a weight reduction that he's convinced guarantees results.

Follow his "masturbation diet" regimen, and you'll soon be able to squeeze back into those hip-hugging jeans and impressing the gals with your svelte figure.

"Ejaculation raises the basic metabolism of muscles and consumes calories," the doctor says. "With fewer calories, subcutaneous fat is consumed, and making it easier to trim down.

"But," the doctor goes on, "there's no point in ordinary activity. An ordinary young person would have to do it 100 more times a month for it to have any effect."

Gosh, says Weekly Playboy. That's three times a day he's talking about.

"Actully more like four or five, if you're really serious," remarks Yamauchi. "For each 2 kilos of body weight, you'd need to squeeze out 2 liters of semen."

Gomesu Yamada, a journalist covering the pink trade, wags his head in agreement.

"It's hard enough just to spurt so often, but to get the full benefits of aerobic exercise, it's necessary for the process to be maintained for at least 15 minutes before ejaculation occurs. We have named this activity 'Onani-bics.' "

"Onani" a common Japanese term for masturbation refers to Onan, the Biblical figure who was destroyed for "spilling his seed on the ground."

Gomesu claims he has knowledge of people who have actually managed to slim down through a regular regimen of Onanibics.

"Guys who made their motto, 'At least one good tug a day' have managed to lose as much as 4 kilograms in a week," he grins.

Rather than indulge in boring generalizations, Weekly Playboy then lists the average pulse rates and calories consumed while combining masturbation with various forms of exercise. "Abdominal muscle onanism" (sit-ups), for example, if performed for 15 minutes, will consume 61 kilocalories; "back strength onanism" (reverse sit ups), just 22 kilocalories; push-ups, 95 kilocalories; deep knee squats, 89 kilocalories; pole climbing, 72 kilocalories; and so-called "Ona-hole jogging" (an activity obviously not for beginners), 204 kilocalories.

A tubby 55-year-old writer named Koyamamyama, who tips the scales at 100 kilograms, had an even better idea. Deciding he might as well have some fun in the process, he headed for red-light districts around he capital. First he dropped in at a porno video parlor in Shinjuku, where DVDs (and hand play) can be enjoyed in private viewing rooms (cost: 1,300 yen). His next stop was a peep show, where, again in a private cubicle, he could watch a young nude girl feign her own efforts at, er, weight reduction (admission: 2,000 yen). This was followed by a visit to an "image club," where the climax of the session included a climax (5,000 yen). After several other workout sessions in Ikebukuro and Ueno, he ended his session at a "roshutsu kurabu" (exposure club) in Shibuya, where, for a layout of 15,000 yen, a young lady joined him in a private cubicle, disrobed, and energetically masturbated herself to orgasm --- while he did the same.

These efforts during a total of four hours of sexual activities came to 43,800 yen, consumption tax included. Did they help? Slightly. Koyamamyama's weight declined from 104.2 kilograms to 102.6. His muscle-to-fat ratio improved from 31.2 percent to 31.8; and his overall body fat ratio fell 0.8 percent.

Well then, guys, how about it, exhorts Weekly Playboy. If you want to get in shape for this summer, then let's give it a good tug! Make that several tugs!
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